Watching Jerry Jones do this in real time was insane

Micah parsons trade meme brought me here

The original loot crate.

“Remember the time I was supposed to get that boat?” Cuts to the same scene that just played lmao I still die of laughter thinking about this scene

This is the best cutaway joke by far. It’s the type of joke you can only do once but it works.

I died at the end with Louis's voice "we didn't take the boat, we took the mystery box. Hop in!" Lmao

In Peter's defense it was solid reasoning. The box could have had a key to a hanger with a dozen boats. :/

I love how everyone is just driving a boat on land like it’s normal

Jerry Jones: Micah Parsons is Micah Parsons, but two 1st round picks could be anything. They could even be Micah Parsons, you know how much we've wanted one of those.

This guy ran various scams...he even dyed his hair. What a guy.

1:06 back when Joe and Bonnie didn't hate each other.

Micah Parsons is Micah Parsons but the mystery box could be anything. It could even be Micah Parsons!

Jerry Jones: A man who shall live forever.

This is what it's like when you buy a Season Pass for game DLC when they wont even tell you what the DLC will be.

Here bc Jerry Jones actually said something like this following the Micah Parsons trade.

0:22 Jerry Jone on the first two round picks thinking it could be Micah Parson

Remember the time I was supposed to get that boat ?

Jerry: Come on Cowboy fans, you're acting like this is the first time I’ve done something stupid. Remember that time I was supposed to get Micah Parsons?

The greatest cutaway gag in history.